when he comes upon a brothel so he pulls over. He goes inside and there is an older woman with a glass eye sitting at the front desk.
Man: "Yes how much is a night with your most beautiful girl?"
Old Woman: "If all the way it is around 500"
Man: "That is steep, what about just a blowjob?"
Old Woman: " With our most popular girl it will be 200, but if you want to be freaky Ill give you one for 50 bucks, guaranteed best youve ever had"
The man is intrigued by the offer and debates in his head until finally he agrees. She takes him into the back room and says take off your pants. With his dick out ready to go, the older woman pops her glass eye out and starts to put his dick in her eye. He freaks out.
Man:"What are you doing!??"
Older Woman"Just trust me you're gonna love this"
Even though hes weirded out he lets her do it and goddamn it is the best shit hes ever felt in his life. After finishing up the older woman walks the man back out to his truck..
Man:"That was the weirdest shit Ive ever done but it felt amazing. The next time I roll through here Im coming here and seeing you again.
and the older woman says "Sounds good Ill keep an eye out for you."
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