All were wading through the desert in 50*c heat when a genie appeared in front of them. He granted each a wish for their troubles.
The English Man responded by asking for 200 gallons of water to keep him going - his wish was granted.
The Scottish Man asked to be taken back to Scotland to see his family - his wish was granted.
Now, the Irish Man asked for a car door. The genie replied with,
"What on earth makes you want a car door?" The Irish Man replied with,
"For when it get hot, I can roll down the window and feel the breeze in my hair"
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