England football team

The Sultan of Brunei was getting a bit cheesed off as he had 6 children, all
girls, and therefore had no son and heir. Imagine his joy then, when one of his
wives presented him with his only son and heir.


Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side and
said, "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for you". His
son replied, "Daddy, I would like an aeroplane".


Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him British Airways.
Just before his son's seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to one side.


"Son, you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I shall get for you." His
son replied, "Daddy, I would like a boat".


Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him P&O Ferries. Just
before his son's eight birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you
bring so much happiness into my life. Anything you want, shall get for you." His
son replied, "Daddy, I would like something to watch films on".


Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him MGM Studios and
their cinemas, where he watched all his favorite Western Movies. Just before his
son's ninth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are an
inspiration to us all. Anything you want, I shall get for you."


His son, who had caught the 'Western' movie bug, replied, "Daddy, I would like
a cowboy outfit". Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father went and
bought him the England football team.