A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his
own personal problems. The man couldn't find the answers, so he sought help from
God.
"God? You there, God?" he asked.
"Yes. What is it, my son?" God answered.
"Mind if I ask a few questions?" the man asked.
"Go ahead, my son, anything."
"God, what is a million years to you?"
God answered, "A million years to me is only a second."
The man asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God replied, "A million dollars to me is worth only a penny."
The man lifted his eyebrows and asked his final question. "God, can I have a
penny?"
God answered, "Sure, give me a second."
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