There was a engineer who went to heaven, but when he got to the gates, St. Peter told him that he wasn't on the list and sent him to Hell. Thinking he'd spend his whole eternal life in Hell, the engineer decided to try and make it a better place.
Seeing as Hell was really hot, the engineer builds an A.C. system to keep Hell's citizens cool.
Then seeing that Hell was filled with lakes of fire and it was hard to get around, the engineer ended up building roads and highways.
Finally, seeing as Hell was boring, the engineer created amusement parks, movie theatres, and sports gyms.
One day the devil was having a chat with God.
"Satan, looks like you've lightened up!"
"Yeah, recently we had an engineer come down here and build us all kinds of good stuff"
God is stunned. "What's an engineer doing down there? You better send him back up or I'll sue you!"
Satan laughs. "And where do you think all the lawyers are?"
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