I hadn't spoken like a pirate all day, but I work in the ER for mental health and thought it appropriate today to tell the following joke. (An old one of some of you, I'm sure.)
A pirate walks into a bar with nothing but a steering wheel on his dick. The bartender asks,
"hey, why do you have a steering wheel on your dick?"
"Arrrr. It drives me nuts."
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