An elderly couple, celebrating their 50th anniversary, decide to recreate their first date by having dinner at the same restaurant. They order the same dinner, the same drinks, and the same dessert as their first time.
As they're reminiscing, the drinks start kicking in and the old guy starts getting amorous thoughts.
"Do you remember what we did after dinner on that night?" he asks.
With a twinkle in her eye she replies "Yes. We went around by the back fence for a quickie."
Encouraged, he suggests they fully recreate that night, to which she agrees.
A waitress happens to overhear them and their plan and decides to make sure the old couple don't do themselves any harm, and follows them. To her surprise she witnesses the old couple going at it wildly for well over 20 minutes before collapsing to the ground in a state of exhaustion.
The waitress is amazed at the stamina of the old couple and decides to approach them to find out their secret. "I overheard that you were recreating your first date, including a quickie by the fence, but I'm amazed. How were you able to make love so passionately for all that time? You would have put most teenagers to shame!"
"Well you see this fence right here," the old guy replies, "50 years ago, it wasn't electrified."
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