Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Billy Bob that she would send someone out right away. Where do you live? asked the operator. Billy Bob replied, At the end of Eucalyptus Drive. The operator asked, Can you spell that for me? There was a long pause and finally Billy Bob said, How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?
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