Edmund Hillary did not win the Nobel prize for climbing mount Everest on the morning of May 29th 1953. This is not because there is no Nobel prize for mountain climbing, it is because the highest point on earth in the morning is Chuck Norris's erect penis. It was Chuck Norris' girlfriend who won the Nobel prize.
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