In the state of emergency, he follows routine and calls the local coastguard:
''Help, I'm sinking! I'm sinking!''
The German on the other side quickly replies:
''Yes yes, but vat are you sinking about?!''
Edit: SOS to coast guard, I knew there was a word for it!
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.