His crew consisted of one white man, one Mexican, and one black man. Realizing his fate he turned to his crew and said, "Men, it's not looking to good for us. We're all going to starve unless someone sacrifices themself for food." The crew look at him like he's crazy and none of them agree. The captain then pulled out a gun and pointed it at them, "I'm the captain, this is my ship. I'm the only one who knows how to sail it out of here. I'm going to ask you all one question, if you answer right, you live. If you answer it wrong I'll shoot you." He points the gun at the white man. "How'd the Titanic sink?" "It hit an iceberg." The white man replies. "Good, you live." He points the gun at the Mexican. "How many people died on the Titanic?" The man thought for a second and replied with 1,503 people. "Good, you live." He points the gun at the black man. "Name them."
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