Very nervous, he goes along to the lingerie shop and walks up to the pretty salesgirl.
”Can I help you, sir?” asks the girl.
Ed points to a bra on a dummy, blushes, and stammers, ”I wanna buy one of those things.”
”Certainly, sir,” replies the girl. ”What size?”
”Size?” gasps Ed. ”Ah! My God! I don’t know!”
”Well,” says the girl, helpfully, ”are they like coconuts?”
”Oh no!” replies Ed.
”Well then, are they like grapefruits?” she asks.
”No, not at all,” replies Ed.
”Oranges then,” suggests the girl.
”No,” replies Ed.
”Lemons?” she asks.
”Lemons?” repeats Ed. ”Ah, no!”
”Well then, how about eggs,” suggests the girl.
”Eggs... yes, eggs!” says Ed, confidently – ”fried eggs!”
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