causing everyone on the bus to die
Because everyone on the bus had done nothing wrong in their life, god decided they would be allowed into heaven. As a bonus, he would give them all one free wish
As the first of the really ugly people entered heaven, god had asked what his wish was. After thinking for a moment about what he wanted most, he told god be wished to look beautiful. God had made his wish come true and he was an incredible sight to look at. He had never been so happy in his life.
Inspired by his success everyone else started following his lead and made the same wish. Everyone was celebrating as they entered heaven looking beautiful after being made fun of for all their lives.
When the last person in line had arrived, he had walked in laughing. God asked him why he was laughing and what his wish would be.
With a smile on his face, the last man had said "I wish they were all ugly again."
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