There once was a cannibal that was very hungry. He went to the
local convent and got a monk. He went back to his house and
boiled the monk. He started eating it, and he tasted terrible.
He went and asked another cannibal what he did wrong, and the
2nd cannibal said, "Monks are Friars."
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