1. Walk into a church. Sit for about 5 min. into servce.
Stand up and say "Oh Sh*t This Isn't The F*cking Wedding". Then
walk out.
2. Go over to a criing baby and say to the parent "If you
don't shut that THING up, so help me god I kill it".
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