A man isn't feeling well. He goes to the doctor, who gives him a checkup and then says "I don't know how to break the news to you, but you have a incurable, fatal condition and you have less 24 hours to live!"
The man goes home and explains to wife about his condition. The have dinner, spend their usual evening at home, and then go to bed. Sometime after midnight, he nudges his wife and wakes her.
"Honey," he says. "These are my last few hours on earth and I can't sleep. What the hell, let's just make love all night!"
"That's easy for you to say," says his wife. "You don't have to get up in the morning!"
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