Wakes up in the middle of the night and has to go to the bathroom. On his way down the hall he hears a bunch of noise coming from his parents room. His curiosity gets the best of him, and he opens the door to find his mom on all fours, with his dad behind her, just going to town. Little Johnny's dad starts laughing, but tells Johnny to get out, close the door and go back to bed.
The next night, Little Johnny's dad wakes up in the middle of the night and hears a lot of commotion coming from Johnny's room. He opens the door, and there's little Johnny behind his grandmother - naked on all fours. His dad yells "Little Johnny! What the fuck are you doing?"
"Yeah, its not so funny when its your mom, is it?"
Side note: These are the jokes my dad told me growing up.
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