A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a Polish
Meatball Sandwich. The man at the counter said, "What a Pollack." The Polish man
said, "I resent that. If a Jew came to your counter and asked for a kosher
salami on rye, would you call him a stupid Jew." "Probably, " replied the clerk.
"And if an Italian came in here and asked for spaghetti and meatballs, would you
also insult him?" "Probably," the clerk again replied. "Why you're nothing but a
bigot. Why do you have to insult everybody not like you?" At this, the clerk
replied, "Because this is a HARDWARE store, moron."
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