During the Trump campaign's exploratory phase they hired a shy midget

to conduct a door to door opinion survey on the candidate. When the home owner at the first house answered the door, the timid little man kept his gaze straight ahead as he quietly inquired whether they would consider voting for Trump in a general election. The incredulous voter replied "Do you seriously want me to answer that question or are you just polling my leg?"

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