A guy walks into a bar...

A guy walks into a bar with a small cardboard box, he asks the bartender: "Do you have a piano in here?"
The bartender points him to an old piano by the wall.
The guy sets the box down, and a little man gets out and starts playing the most beautiful music the bartender had ever listened to.
"That's amazing," said the bartender, "Where did you find him?"
The guy puts his hand into the box again, and this time pulls out an old bronze lamp, "The genie in this lamp gave it to me," he says.
"Can I try?" Asks the bartender.
The guy hands him the lamp, so he starts rubbing it, a genie floats out and says, "I will grant you a single wish,"
"I wish for a million bucks!" exclaims the bartender and just a the words leave his mouth, thousands upon hundreds of ducks start flying into the bar.
"What the hell?" Screams the bartender, "I wished for money, not ducks!"
The guy started laughing, "What? You think I wished for a 12 inch pianist!?"

Source: Local Newspaper