During a job interview,


Tom was nailing the job interview, and then the interviewer said:
"Before I give you the job, I must make sure that you know what a Penguin is."
"What's a penguin?" asks Tom, only to be yelled at:
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PENGUIN IS?! GET OUT! AND NEVER COME BACK!"
Tom then comes back home with a sad look. His wife notices, and asks him:
"What happened?"
Tom replies:
I got denied the job because I didn't know what a penguin was."
Then out of nowhere she starts screaming:
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PENGUIN IS?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, AND I'M GOING TO SUE YOU!"
He goes to court the next day, and the judge asks him:
"What led you to being prosecuted?"
Tom replied:
"I got denied a job opportunity and got sued by my wife because I didn't know what a penguin was," only for the judge to yell:
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PENGUIN IS?! I'M GIVING YOU A LIFE SENTENCE!"
Then in a lonely cell, a guard asked him:
“How did you end up here, locked up forever?”
Tom replied, already losing his mind:
“I got denied a job opportunity, got sued by my wife and sentenced to jail because I didn’t know what a penguin was.”
Then the guard yells:
“YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT A PENGUIN IS?! YOU DON’T DESERVE TO LIVE,” and shoots him without hesitation.
He appears at the Pearly Gates, and is asked:
“How did you end up dead?”
He replies:
“I got denied a job opportunity, sued by my wife, sentenced to jail and then shot at by a guard, all because I didn’t know what a penguin was.”
He then gets yelled at.
“YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT A PENGUIN IS?! YOU’RE GOING TO HELL RIGHT AWAY!”
Then after entering hell, a demon asks him:
“How did you end up in hell?”
Tom replies:
“I got denied a job opportunity, sued by my wife, sentenced to jail, shot at by a guard, and then sent to hell, all because I didn’t know what a penguin was.”
The demon then starts yelling at him.
“YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT A PENGUIN IS?! I’LL SEND YOU TO THE WORST PLACE OF HELL!!”
He then arrives at the hottest, darkest and most torturing place of hell. He was all alone, except for another man, curled up in a corner. This other man notices Tom and asks him:
“How did you end up here with me?”
Tom, already really scared, fearing of something even worse, started saying:
“I got denied a job opportunity, sued by my wife, sentenced to jail, shot at by a guard, sent to hell, and then sent here, ALL BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT A PENGUIN WAS!”
The other man calmly says:
“same”

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