A young man is about to meet the parents of his girlfriend for the first time. He goes over to her house for dinner and everything is going great until after the meal when he suddenly becomes very gassy. His girlfriend and her mother go to wash dishes and the only ones around is the father and an old bloodhound named Duke, who is resting under the young man's chair. The young man decided to test his luck and let out a small fart and the father then yelled "DUKE!". The young man was glad to see his plan in action and followed with a stronger one than the last. "DUKE!" The father yelled again, to which the dog made no response. The young man decided to let it all out with one final blast. As he lets it go the father yells again. "DUKE! Get out from under him before he shits all over you!"
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