There is man sitting in a bar who is really, really drunk. When
the bar closes he gets up to go home.
He stumbles and falls couple of times and finally manages to get
out of he door. As he gathers himself, he sees a nun passing by.
He stumbles over to her and starts punching her in the face.
The nun is shocked beyond belief, but before she could say
anything, he leans over and punches her again. This time the nun
hits the pavement. The drunk stumbles over to her, kicks her in
the butt, picks her up and throws her against the wall.
By now the nun is very weak and can barely move. He leans over
her, grabbing her by the collar of her habit and says, "Not
feeling too strong tonight, are you, Batman!"
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