Drunken Donation

Three college buddies who had just finished university decided
to celebrate their graduation with a bit of alcohol. They go in
a bar and after several liters of beer get
blasted-out-out-of-their-mind drunk. After a long night out and
about, the sun rises and the three friends can't remeber a thing.


The first graduate woke up and found himself in a hospital. When
he looked around he noticed his vision was blurred and one eye
was missing. Looking to his bedside table he found a note the
read "Thank you for the donation. Jane can now see."


The second graduate woke up and found himself in the same
hospital. Scratching his head he noticed to his surprise that he
was missing an ear. He then found a note on the bed-side table.
The note read "Thank you for the donation. Jane can now hear."


The third graduate woke up and stretching he noticed that it
hurt to move his legs. Looking to his bed-side table he found a
note that read "Thank you for the donation. Jane is now a man."