The man is well dressed in a classy establishment. The bar is on the 42nd floor, hence the name.
The man is happily drinking by himself when lawyer sits next to him. The drunkard asks:
"Hey briefcase, are you a gambling man?"
Curious, the lawyer probes and finds out more about this 'bet'
"I'll bet $1000 that I can jump out that window and fly around. It's super windy today, shouldn't be a problem"
Looking to take advantage of the drunk man, the lawyer ups the bet. "How about we make it $5000"
"Okay, but I want to see the money"
With all the money at the bar, the drunk proceeds to walk to the window and opens it. He jumps out the window and starts flying around. He comes back to the bars, licks a thumb and begins counting his money.
The lawyer is so amazed he immediately forgets the bet, runs to the window and jumps out.
"aaaaaahhhhh"
A distant splat sound can be heard.
The barman, overseeing the ordeal says to the drunkard
"You can be a real asshole when your drunk, Superman"
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