At a sobriety check, an officer administers a breathalyser test. He blows, and it shows positive.
He proclaims, there is a baby in the car, and he would never drink and that the breathalyser must be broken.
He gets the cop to give it to his kid in the back seat. The kid comes up positive, and the police man embarrassed lets them go.
As they get through the sobriety check, he looks over at his wife, “And you tried to tell me not to give alcohol to the kid....
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