Dropped this one on my girlfriend the other day

My girlfriend is Hispanic and we make the "nacho business" and "taco bout it" jokes pretty often. This is how it went down.

SO: Babe, have you seen the remote anywhere?

Me: It's nacho business!

SO: You can't taco bout it?

Me: Not now, I'll Tortilla later...

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