3 rock climbers (Bob, Tim, Jack) were attempting to climb Everest. In a freak accident, Bob and Tim lost all of their supplies. Unable to progress any further, they decide to make camp and share jack's supplies. The three of them slept side to side, with bob and Tim on either side of jack. In the morning, as they made their way down the mountain, bob was telling the other two about his dream last night. Bob said, "man I dreamt this buxom blonde gave me a vigorous hand job last night." Tim chuckled and said " I dreamt I was getting a handjob from a beautiful woman as well." Jack merely shrugged and said " I dreamed I was downhill skiing."
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