A man walks into a stairwell with a sign that says "Climb to Success". Naturally he begins climbing.
At the 25th floor he sees a beautiful brunette that says "You can get a handjob from me, or continue on to success". He refuses and resumes climbing.
At the 50th floor there is a beautiful blonde that says "You can get a blowjob from me, or continue on to success". The man refuses again, tempted by the promise of success.
At the 75th floor there is a beautiful redhead that says "You can fuck me, or continue on to success". Even though the man is exhausted, he continues up the stairs, determined to reach success.
When the man finally reaches the the 100th floor there is a 300 lb man that says "I'm Cess"
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