Yo mama is so fat...
she walked in front of the tv and i missed a two hour movie
every time she turns around its her birthday
the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
i swerved around her and ran out of fuel
people run around her for marathon practise
i roll over 3 times and im still on the bitch
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales
when she got on the scales it said 'one at a time please'
when she tried again it said 'no live stock please'
she gets a group discount at weight watchers
when she tried sunbaking, greenies started jumping around her yelling 'save the whale, save the whale'
shes got more rolls than a bakery
her belt size is equator
she has her own gravity pull
when a bulldozer ran in to her she said ' who threw that pebble?'
YO MAMAS so stupid...
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
it takes her 3 mins to cook 2 min noodles
YO MAMAS so poor...
when she was kickin a can down the street and i asked 'what ya doin?' she said 'movin house'
she hangs the toilet paper out to dry
when i was at her place i asked 'wheres the toilet?' she said 'pick a corner'
when i was at her place i asked 'whats for dinner?' she stuck her foot on the table and said 'corn and jam'
YO MAMAS so old...
when she reads the bible she reminices.
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