Don't fuck with the dark, broody badass who doesn't have a sense of humor.

One day, just to fuck with Batman, Superman spray painted "BATMAN IS A PUSSY" on a wall. Batman saw this an sprayed "SUPERMAN IS CLARK KENT" under it.

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