Courtney: Let's see who can stay up the longest tonight.
Kaitlyn: I know! We'll pinch each other every ten minutes to make sure we don't fall asleep! Starting right NOW!
Courtney: Hey, I'm not even tired!
Kaitlyn: See, my plan is working!
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