Q: What do you call a hipster with a speech
impediment?
A: Mumblr. Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool. Q: Why are all the ugly chicks hipsters?
A: Because beauty is just too Mainstream!Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: You wouldn’t know, it’s kind of an obscure
number Q: How do you drown a hipster?
A: In the mainstream. Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside
mansion?
A: It was too current. Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram.
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