So Hillary tells the students, "Today we are going to talk about the difference between a tragedy, a great loss, and an accident. Can anyone give me an example of a tragedy?"
A little boy raises his hand and says, "If a kid runs out on the street after a ball and gets hit by a car?" Donald goes, "No, that would be an accident, can anyone else try?"
A little girl raises her hand and says, "If a busload of kids drove off a cliff?" And this time Hillary goes, "No, that would be a great loss. Anybody else want to try?"
So a boy sitting in the back raises his hand and says, "If you and Donald Trump were on a plane and it blew up." Donald goes, "Very good, but can you tell me why it would be a tragedy?"
The boy replies, "Well, it wouldn't have been an accident, and it sure as hell wouldn't have been a great loss"
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