A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 6 shots of Jack Daniels.
The bartender asks "What's the occasion."
The guy says "Its my first blowjob."
The bartender says "Well if thats the case the 7th is on us."
The guy says "If that won't get the taste out nothing will."
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