A man was walking his dog to the vets office to get his dog castrated. As they were waking, the dog notices an old man walking across the street. The dog slips his leash and attacks the old man. The owner quickly pulls the dog off the old man and profusely apologizes.
"What is wrong with that dog" the old man asks
"The dog has a hormone imbalance that's making him mean. I'm taking him to the vet to have him castrated" the owner replied
"You should have his teeth pulled instead" the old man said
"Why's that" replied the owner
The old man paused for a moment and said "because from 60 yards away I could tell the dog didn't wanna fuck me"
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