Grandpa is sitting outside smoking a cigar, and his grandson comes up and asks
"Hey grandpa can I have a hit of your cigar?"
Grandpa replies
"Does your dick touch your ass hole?"
He replies no.
Grandpa says "sorry you can't"
Next day grandpa is sitting outside drinking a beer his grandson comes up and asks
"Hey can I have a drink of your beer?"
Grandpa replies
"Does your dick touch your ass hole?"
He says no and walks away.
A couple days go by and thr grandson is sitting outside eating cookies
Grandpa comes up and asks hey can I have a cookie?
His grandson replies "does your dick touch your ass hole"
Grandpa replies
"Yes"
His grandson looks him in the eye and says "Well then go fuck your self grandma made these for me!"
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