A young lady visits a doctor and complains, "*Doctor, I think I am suffering with a fever*".
To which the doctor exclaims, "*All right. Let's check your temperature. Could you turn over and remove your panties? I am going to use a rectal thermometer to get an accurate reading*".
As soon as the lady lays over and removes her panties, The doctor inserts the thermometer into her and slowly starts pushing it inside and outside her (so he was literally fucking her with the thermometer).
The lady who was confused and aroused shouted, "*Doctor! That is not my anus!*"
to which the doctor replied, "*Its OK, this is not a thermometer either!*".
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