1.Doctor, Doctor! My son swallowed a pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil instead!
2.Doctor, Doctor! I think I'm getting shorter!
You'll just have to be a little patient.
3.Doctor, Doctor! I'm invisible!
I'm sorry, sir, I can't see you right now.
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