Mrs. Johnson wasn't feeling to well, so Mr. Johnson took her to the hospital. After running some tests, the doctor said that he should have some results in 24-48 hours. Well two weeks pass by and Mr. Johnson is fed up with waiting, so he calls the doctor. "Hey yo Doc! It's been two weeks and we haven't heard anything about the results. What's going on?" So the Doctor, very politely says, "Well Mr. Johnson, unfortunately we had a mix up with your wife's test results, and we are unclear on the diagnosis." So very frustrated, Mr. Johnson quickly replies, "Ok Doc, so what are the two possibilities and what do we do about it?" In a very serious tone, the Doctor replies, "Well Mr. Johnson, the two diagnoses are your wife either has AIDS or Alzheimer's. But, here's what you can do. Take her for a very long drive, about 20 miles away from your house and drop her off. If she comes back to the house, you better not fuck her!"
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