...and I'd like to ask... how do we have sex from now on?'
'Well, in the first few months you can have sex normally,' says the doctor. 'Then during the second third of the pregnancy, try doggy-style. Finally, during the last third of the pregnancy, I advise wolfy-style.'
'Wolfy-style?! How do I do that?' asks the husband puzzled.
'You sit next to the hole and howl.'
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