A man has a problematically loud voice

He goes to the doctor: WHAT CAN BE DONE!? -Well, says the doctor, I'm afraid your penis is too long and affects your vocal cords and the only treatment is to cut a segment off of your penis. DO IT, I DON'CARE JUST HELP ME!! So they go on with the procedure and everything goes fine and he gains normal voice. The man goes to post operation check and before leaving asks the doctor: -Just out of curiosity, what happened to the part you cut off? -I THREW IT AWAY!!!

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