Do You Know Where God Is?

There were two very bad brothers, and they were always making trouble.


One day their school burned down, and the parents knew that their two sons
had something to do with it. As a result the parents decided to take the
kids to church so they would learn about what is right. They decided to
take the younger child first. When the younger child went to church the
priest asked "Son do you know where god is?" the little boy got scared. So
the priest asked again but he was a little mad this time"Son do you know
where god is?" the kid is know really very scared. The priest got even
madder and asked "Son do you know where god is?" the kid started to shake.
The priest was know furious and he asked "Son do you know where god is?"
the kid got really scared and ran home. When he got home he started to
pack his bag and his older brother asked why he was packing, the little
boy replied "The church is missing god and they think we took him!!"