What if Prom is just an elaborate business scams that fashion companies carry out every year to sell all the shitty, cheap dresses to high school kids because the rich people wouldn't buy them?

What do you call...

Someone who really gets his head into the game.

Why do people...

Because it's hard for them to Finnish.

How do you know a...

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

What do polite...

Arigatoni

How many...

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

What's a divorce...

Wedding cake

How many...

The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a new sign to hang above the...

When people say...

I tell them, "you'll come around eventually!"

What do you call...

A tropical fruit.

Who has a long...

Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone...