A little boy walks into his parents' room and sees his parents having sex. "And you smack me for sucking on my thumb, Mommy?!?", the boy exclaims.
A little boy asks his mom where babies come from. "Well from the stork," Mom replies. "So then who fucks the stork?", The kid asks.
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