This guy gets released from jail. The first thing he wants to do is eat some pussy, he loves mowin pussy. So he takes what money he has and finds a hooker. They go back to a seedy hotel and he proceeds to devour her snatch. As he starts he finds a bread crum, but flicks it aside hardly noticing. Then he finds a noodle, and is a little worried, but he did just get out of jail so he proceeds to bury his nose. He finds a a chunk of hamburger. He can't just ignore this so he asks "What's wrong? Are you sick or something?" She replies " No but the guy before you was."
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