A drunken man staggers in to a catholic church and sits down in a confession
box and says nothing. the bewildered priest cough to attract his attention, but
still the man says nothing.
the priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the
man to speak. finally, the drunk replies, "no use knocking, there's no paper in
this one either."
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