A man winds up in hell and is confronted with two doors.
There's a long queue in front of one , so he walks up to the other and asks the attendant what's behind it. This is capitalist hell, says the doorman proudly, when you enter here, you are plunged into boiling oil, then flayed, then skinned alive in the kitchens.
How about the other door? asked the man. Thats communist hell, scoffs the doorman, it's awful. There's no electricity to heat the oil, no fuel for the flaying machines and the kitchen staff just sit around all day.
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