Little too late

A lovely woman decided to visit a penthouse restaurant. So she rode the
elevator to the top floor of the building. She had a drink at the bar and then
decided to get some fresh air, so she walked out on the balcony. She got too
close to the railing and fell over the side.


As she was falling about thirteen floors, a man was standing on the balcony
below. He reached out his arms and engulfed her, pulling her to his chest. He
asked, "Do you f***?" She answered, of course not. I'm not a slut!" The man
opened his arms and said, "Sorry�.


As she had fallen another thirteen floors, another man was standing on a
balcony, and he reached out, grabbed her in his arms, pulled her to his chest
and asked, "Do you suck?" She answered, "Of course not. what kind of a girl do
you think I am?" The man opened his arms, and said, "Sorry�.


As she had fallen another thirteen floors, another man was standing on a
balcony. He reached out, engulfed her with his arms, and pulled her to his
chest. Before he had a chance to say anything, she says, "Look, I f***, I suck,
and I'll do anything else you want!" He opens his arms and says, "You slut!"