An old joke I heard my dad tell my older brother years ago when I was just a little kid. Sorry if it has ever been posted before. I have never heard it anywhere else.
So this guy gets off work and goes to a bar. He starts having a few drinks when he notices a lady across the bar watching him so he decides to go try his luck and he talk to her for a while. After a few hours and many drinks, they both decide to take a cab back to his place.
As they arrive he struggles with the key for a moment, but as he finds success she grabs his arm and stops him. "Wait. How you open the door will determine how the sex will turn out. If you barely open the door the sex may be too soft and will be forgettable. If you just slam the door open then the sex might be too rough and I might get hurt. How will you open the door?"
The guy stares at her for a few minutes before shrugging and replying "I will probably lick the doorknob for a little while and then come in the backdoor."
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